Kiddie

Kiddie is a cute, funny boy. He's also caring and affectionate, he's crazy and will do anything to make people smile, and likes to say and do jokes. Speaking with him is never boring, he's also very pretty, even though he doesn't thinks that.

"Yesterday I was speaking with Kiddie, he's so wholesome!"

by wicked_sxn October 9, 2019

Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.

Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.

by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017

Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.

Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.

by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023