tutto-jacket

Someone who is wearing a jacket that is way to big for him.

Tutto-jacket over there must have had lypo performed recently because he's swimming in that thing.

by Vincent Coppola February 18, 2008

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

Jacket Fat

When you put on a really big jacket and theres exess material

Dude look, I've got jacket fat! ! !

by Str8jacketchick December 8, 2010

Wet Jacket

The act of pulling out of a dripping wet pussy leaving behind a condom full of cum.

Fuck Stacy! I just left my wet jacket in the closet.

by RealizedDumpster February 22, 2021

Jacket Dick

Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.

Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner?
Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick

by ktbuggers April 17, 2011

Stevie's Jacket

1. Something very old.
2. Something that speaks many languages

That geezer has been around since Stevie's Jacket.
He speaks more languages than Stevie's Jacket ser

by Big G Danbers March 20, 2008

Death Jacket

1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.

2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.

"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."

by DeathJacket September 5, 2009