Canadian Salad

Including, but not limited to:

1. Noun: A cornucopia of love
2. Noun: A smorgasbord; a diverse prostitution circle.
3. Verb: To develop an assembly line in which multiple ears are inserted into a female vagina containing dental modification. (Vagina Dentata).

"I gave that bitch a Canadian Salad. Bitches love Canadian Salad".

by Oberlin Barnardians March 13, 2011

canadian boobies

Boobies belonging to a Canadian woman. Sometimes the boobies get cold in the winter.

Jean: Look at those Canadian boobies!
Paul: Me so horny!

by Mario 22 June 16, 2006

canadian bacon

Canadian Bacon- mall cop/rent-a-cop
A rent-a-cop has no real authority, but they are still assholes and act like they are part of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany. They are still pigs, but they are lame...thus Canadian meaning boring/bland and bacon meaning pigs.

At first I got freaked out when I noticed the uniform, but I realized it was just Canadian bacon so I continued robbing this bitch at gunpoint.

by mts311311 April 13, 2009

Canadian Exit

To leave the presence of another abruptly while leaving behind your shoes and at least one article of clothing, preferably a jacket.

"Jacques, let me tell you aboot the Canadian Exit I pulled on these silly Americans last night. I took a beer from their fridge, then I ran out of the hotel room. Left my adidas shoes and adidas jacket behind. They didn't know what hit them. Viva les adidas!"

by Boombabyboom June 5, 2009

canadian vaginanapped

having a close friend move to canada because he is under the magic spell of canadian vagina.

My brother in law david was Canadian Vaginanapped. Ya, hes so pussywhipped he now lives in a frozen tundra and shops at IKEA.

by brother in law December 22, 2008

Canadian Kisses

The act of performing oral sex on a girl and giving her multiple orgasms. Best performed by a Canadian

We started French Kissing then he slowly kissed down my body and gave me Canadian Kisses.

by le petit cochon October 11, 2009

canadian autobahn

Hwy 407 in the GTA

That road was built for speed, yea its the canadian autobahn

by ChrisET January 3, 2009