This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
“Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”
by Pedro quacamole sauce February 16, 2019
Get the Austinmug. Popular name for boys from conservative white working class to middle class backgrounds. The name is prevalent in red Southern or Southwestern states, especially Texas. Holders of this name often have blonde crew cuts and aspire to play little league baseball and high school football. Their Dads often drive Ford F-150 pickups. These boys typically have below average to average academic skills and IQs. Many aspire to work in law enforcement or enlist in the military.
by Rashawn63 May 7, 2019
Get the Austinmug. He is such an Austin
by Hey billy joe February 8, 2018
Get the Austinmug. 
by TexMexMandude June 2, 2018
Get the Austinmug. by TheBankMan May 23, 2018
Get the Austinmug. You might think he's nice and a good guy. He's not. The Austin I know is a high fuckboy. Biggest dummy who thinks he's cool he's not. He gets rejected by girls to which he is the son of a sex offender. Don't be friends with this guy. Be someone who just knows him
by huehuehueppp November 13, 2017
Get the Austinmug.