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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011
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A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.
<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003
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Im on the roof of nuke town

(squeaking) Daniel im hacking im on the roof of nuke town!!!
by Im on the roof of nuke town September 14, 2022
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Roof

A roof is a thing that protects jo bidden from getting sniped
Pow

Jo: im alive the roof protect me
by Bb1p3 October 7, 2022
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sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
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Roof Plow

The act of fucking someone on the roof of a building. Prefereably a well known or high building as this increases the amount of respect your bro's will give you for it.
Last night I totally roof plowed emma ontop of walmart
by See Aye Ell Ey Bee November 16, 2016
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If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are
“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025
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