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A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.
<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003
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Tree Roofing

The act of building/placing a synthetic/organic christmas tree apon the roof of a public building.Then all members partake in shitting under the tree, leaving a hot steamy pile of gifts.
Ex: Dude we went tree roofing all night, Ive never shitted so much in my life.
by June & Legik December 13, 2010
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Roof fail

A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.
Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!

Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!

Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010
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Spoof to the roof

Typically used by the chav like North side residents of Cork. Meaning an elaborate lie.
I went to the shop and saw a dinosaur!
Spoof to the roof!!!!
by Willyfaceosullivan June 6, 2011
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Roof-Burner

The burning sensation on the roof f your throat/mouth one can get fom hitting a cigarette, joint, or anyother smoking apparatus.
Man, that square gave me a total Roof-Burner
by Tyg1nktow November 24, 2010
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Roof Tap

To manually stimulate a female to such an extent that the sound of fingers on vagina wall are heard.
"Man, bitch was wet last night! Makin' some fresh noises"
"Roof Tap?"
by Young Sween January 25, 2009
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Roof Burn

When you all day a girl on the roof of an apartment building until her skin gets burnt.
Hey guys, look at the roof burn steven gave me. Ouchies.
by Senor Toilet October 18, 2008
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