Ralph Nadir

Da infamous "young lawyer from Connecticut" who burst onto da transportation scene at da low point in da history of automobile safety, totally "ripped everything up like a tornadir", and belatedly prompted car-manufacturers to create models with stronger builds, collision-dampening construction, greater efficiency, lower emissions, seat belts, etc.

If it hadn't been for "unreasonable man" individuals like Ralph Nadir who forcibly dragged da auto-industry out of its lowest-of-lows safety-status, many of our modern-day vehicles would likely still be "unsafe at any speed".

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

ralph parr

world record holder for biggest bunda and mad bwack

oh damn ralph parr is back at it

i love me some ralph parr

by baddestbwack December 2, 2021

Ralphing

The act of throwing oneself down, up, or through an object at high speeds.

"Did you see Kiki start Ralphing herself down the stairs?"

by Zach Yohama May 11, 2022

Ralph

The most chill guy you will ever meet. Kind of awkward sometimes but turns out to be the best friend and one can have.
Has the worlds biggest BICEP peaks known the man

Ralph’s biceps are huge

by Legit162663 November 23, 2021

Ralph

a name for a really cool dude

Look ralph is very cool.

by ralph_dyd December 2, 2019

Ralph

An adorable giraffe possessing illegal levels of sweetness.

Eyo what dat Ralph doin'?

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Ralph

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.

I wanna suck your cock ralphie

by Nick er November 23, 2021