A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
by Netyop September 8, 2020
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by _Ozzy_doo November 21, 2023
Get the Peytonmug. Peyton Holcomb is a good friend. He’s always sweet to his friends, and only wants the best for people. He thinks he is annoying, when in reality he’s one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He loves his girlfriend a lot, and gets teased quite a bit. Overall, Peyton is a good friend to have. He also like Taco Bell.
Taylor: I miss Peyton Holcomb! He’s the best boyfriend ever.
Lilly: Aw! You two are so perfect for each other. You guys should go on a date to Taco Bell.
Taylor: Definitely! I love him.
Lilly: Aw! You two are so perfect for each other. You guys should go on a date to Taco Bell.
Taylor: Definitely! I love him.
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by Peyton is the best October 20, 2021
Get the Peytonmug. Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!
- Peyton
- Peyton
Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
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