Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen November 5, 2007

Moist Susan

When a vagina suction cups to an ear.

Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.

by TheSusan May 17, 2019

Moist Chisari

The sticky patch left in a pair of undies.

Ooh that grabber blue Shelby ecoboost gives me one hell of a moist chisari.

by Grabberbythepussy May 1, 2018

Moist Corner

A place where the quiet kid hangs out. He pisses violently all over the wall and carpet to mark his territory giving it the name of a moist corner. If you enter the corner there is a small chance you will come out alive.

"That's the moist corner over there. Be careful going near it."
"God Damn. The quiet kid heard us and is pulling out a gun"

by Slimy weiner March 21, 2023

Anti-moist

When your scared to lose your virginity

A girl asked me to come to her place i rejected because im anti-moist

by No,onelikesme April 12, 2020