by Cr8ivewonder December 2, 2018
Get the Mayonnaise Sandwichmug. This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!
"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
by JamesPage February 18, 2025
Get the Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaisemug. When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace
by DingleEater November 28, 2022
Get the Mayonnaise macemug. A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018
Get the mayonnaise coughmug. Yoghurt male, but female
-Wow she's so cool and real, she's def a yoghurt male
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh
by Hotgirl826 June 29, 2024
Get the mayonnaise femalemug. by Jamo666 December 10, 2023
Get the Vulva mayonnaisemug. An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
Woman- Nigga what
by EricShun808 March 16, 2021
Get the Dip the carrot in the mayonnaisemug.