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When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy
by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025
mugGet the Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my assholemug.

Flood tumor

A calcified mass in a person's intracranial space that is created from when a person jizzed a fuckton of fluids at the end of a blowjob.
Did you hear that Stacy is in the hospital? I heard that she got a flood tumor.
by eggsandpan November 30, 2018
mugGet the Flood tumormug.

turd flood

When the toilet overflows from one massive solid turd surrounded by brown shit water.
I destroyed that bathroom, and caused a turd flood everywhere!
by UnNaturalDisaster May 24, 2016
mugGet the turd floodmug.

Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ
"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."
by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015
mugGet the Flooded my Ostrichmug.

Rudd Flood

The physical reaction a woman may experience at the sight of actor, Paul Rudd.
I saw that new comedy and, let me tell you -- total Rudd flood.
by KD Verb January 20, 2024
mugGet the Rudd Floodmug.

coastal flooding

to excrete bodily fluid in a manner that floods over the waistline of your pants, skirt, or undergarments for the public to see.
Tomi: "Kehd, is Jenny having some wicked flow this month or what?"
Dominic: "Yea guy, look at that coastal flooding just washing out of her jeggings d00d."
by illy Wonka January 4, 2014
mugGet the coastal floodingmug.

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning
Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.
by J. Gallo November 1, 2020
mugGet the Fields are floodedmug.

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