fanny crust

The bits of fecal matter stuck to the hair around the anus.

My fanny crust is itching like crazy.

by Slayer Rules January 20, 2003

dunka crust

Dunka crust... well lets break it down. Dunka mean booty or butt. And crust is crust. So Dunka crust=butt crust; dingleberries

Ur nothin but dunka crust!

by tampie July 21, 2006

Ass Crust

A derogatory term used to describe anyone who pisses you off. Derived from the leftover pieces of shit left in your ass after the umpteenth swipe.

Not to be confused with asshat.

Student A: What'd you get on the science test?
Student B: 64. Mr. Bober's a dick.
Student A: Really? I thought it was easy; I got a 110!
Student B: *glares* You cocky ass crust. Piss off.

by Ninja47 June 13, 2010

vaginal crust

The act of not washing your Fucking vigina so it gets all crusty.

All these feminists got to have vaginal crust.

by the hola in the pants August 31, 2016

Upper Crusting

To make an everyday occasion, activity or object a bit more special by using your smarts and skill, rather than just being all rich and throwing money at it.

Frankie: “Hey, how’s your new pool?”

Leon: “Check it out, I spent the afternoon Upper Crusting it with a floating cocktail bar made from Ikea shelves, a pool noodle, and some common household string.”

Frankie: “Cannonball!”

by UpperCruster November 5, 2013

Stuffed Crust

When you don't eat the crusts of the pizza for what ever reason and you stuff them behind your bed.

Ken- Darren why do you have loads of crusts behind your bed?

Darren- Because I don't like them so I stuff them behind my bed.

Ken- The stuffed Crust.

by Kane2992 April 1, 2017

pie crust

The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.

Dude I forgot to take a shower last night and still have pie crust all on my wank.

by GOD 042078 November 8, 2008