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butthole butter

That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.
Bro, I didn't push out any turds, but for some reason my ass was covered in creamy butthole butter.
by HarryRodnShaft November 22, 2016
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Drop the butter

"drop the butter" means you are getting ready to do something really great because you are so skilled and slick (like butter is slick)
Man, you drop the butter every game with those cold 3-pointers; We're always gonna win when you drop the butter like that.

I thought it would be more difficult making potato salad for the first time, but I'm so smooth I dropped the butter on my first try.
by Vibbe February 10, 2023
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Butter-Drummed

When a person farts with their naked butt on another persons bare skin(such as a leg), creating a clapping sound.
The intruder came from behind, choking me, so I Butter-Drummed his leg.
by Harmbiscuit May 18, 2022
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Love Butter

Love Butter is a San Francisco based alternative rock band formed in 1992. Listen to the album "King Lung Meat Market" at the official homepage.
I listened to Love Butter's album in it's entirety the other day. That band rocks!
by Rob Pongi March 9, 2022
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gunt butter

the cheesy, oily substance found in the fold underneath the gunt. it is manufactured by the body to trap any unwanted intruders, such as dust mites, crabs, and serial gunt rapists. it can also be used to oil bicycle chains and makes an excellent spread.
"honey, we're out of margarine!"
"i'll be right there with the gunt butter!"

"holy frogshit! the war in iraq hasn't made us any money in the oil economy at all!"
"looks like we'll have to corner the gunt butter market.."
by weird e December 28, 2005
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buttered muffin

a pussy with cum in it
Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin
by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006
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butter shrimp

girl with a nice ass
Damn girl let me see some of that butter shrimp
by D-sad June 23, 2008
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