punk ass teenager

A teenager who either:
a) thinks their life is complete shit, when in fact, others have it much, MUCH worse than them
or
b) enjoys annoying certain people just to aggravate them, and claims themself to be so

a) Gosh, I can't beleive my friends say he's cheating on me! Things suck, I hate myself.
Uhm...stop being a punk ass teenager. There are kids in Africa starving to death! God!

b) Goddamnit Amanda! Cut it out and stop asking me the same damned thing!
Aw..Sorry...I was jsut being a punk ass teenager...*smiles*

by MakingxMexSmile June 21, 2008

Sabrina the teenage witch

A half-decent show from the nineties about a teenage witch named Sabrina. Hilarious to watch if your name is Sabrina. However, it can also torture teenage girls named Sabrina. People will call you this at some point, (loudly and for no reason) and it is not amusing.

friend/random person: Hey! Sabrina the teenage witch! LOL.
person named Sabrina: not funny. Get out of my house.

by fjike August 2, 2011

teenager

An emotionally under-developed, materialistic, thinks-he-knows-it-all child between the ages of 12-20 who pushes his parents' sanity to the limit.

I used to think that God would not send one more than he could handle - and then I met a teenager.

by Loxi July 20, 2009

teenage fever

something that describes teenagers. the feeling you get when you get when you're chillen with friends on a summer night, riding with the windows down without a care in the world, or when you get to be with the person you've always wanted. it makes you feel like you're in a john hughes movie.

" he makes me feel like teenage fever when I'm around him."

by bbyv24 October 15, 2017

dead teenager

An older woman who, refusing to recognize her aging body, continues to wear clothes more appropriate to a teenager, or at least to someone with a tight bod.

Often manifests in the form of a heavy-to-obese middle-aged woman sporting a bottle-blonde dye job, tight mini-skirt, tank top and big ear rings. The outfit reveals age spots, flab, cauliflower thighs, vericose veins and/or wrinkles, thus ruining the desired affect.

Gee, Trixie must be so-o-o-o embarassed! Her mom looks like a dead teenager in that leopard mini-skirt!

by drummerdrew13 February 5, 2008

punk teenager

a teenager who is a menace to society. usually skates, dosent go to school, vandalizes public property, and so on.

those god damn punk teenagers are smokin pot at the playground again.

by good guy 13 April 2, 2009

teenagerdumb

the time of your life(varies but usually the years between 13 and 19...can last a lifetime for certain individuals)when you know everything better than everyone, when you are invincible, infallible and immortal

her mother thought that with the passing of her daughter's 19th birthday, she would finally grow up and leave teenagerdumb

by snowcloud521 February 21, 2009