Something so legit, and awesome, that if you say it three times fast in front of Justin Beiber, he will finally admit he is gay.
by Legitasaurus Rex September 23, 2011
by ssullivan December 13, 2005
What you call someone who falls asleep while hanging out with a group of friends. Usually passing out due to several substances in the body. Drunk or stoned. It's often accompany with a punch to the chest to wake the person up.
After several beers, Mark fell asleep on the couch while watching a movie. Zack yelled "Quit being a tater nuts," and punched him in the chest.
by RPaulsen December 14, 2009
"So yeah, I slept with her last night. She's a freak."
"For real?"
"Nahh, I'm just jockin' your taters."
"For real?"
"Nahh, I'm just jockin' your taters."
by Ben10Brahh January 30, 2010
When your girlfriend is in the shower and you run at her while cuming and doin a windmill with your cock flinging cum all over her body. It of results in a short blindness.
by ihavenogf December 09, 2010
The act of stretching a girls rectum so much after anal sex that it becomes gappy enough for her partner to shit in.
by Spitting Spelunker April 03, 2011
after a long eventful night of drinking one stops by the local dell taco restaurant or whatever local cheap Mexican food establishment you are in close proximity to. Then you go home and fuck your girl friend and at the point just prior to climax you pull out and turn and and mount her face with your ass and push out a small amount of turd that resembles a tater tot, then she licks it out of your ass, as this is happening it pushes you into overwhelming climax and you splatter your yogurt onto her tits
Joe and Rina went out on the town, john got Rina exceptionally drunk unknown to Rina was the Filthy Tater Tot that she would be performing later.
by sogwnl November 25, 2009