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talen kember 

a gorilla with the largest cock known to mankind
"bro is a talen kember" says jamal

talentless 

see: hilary duff


hilary has no talent; she can't act or sing.
"hilary duff is proof that you don't have to have talent to make it in the etertainment/music buisness."
talentless by Heather June 27, 2005

talentful 

Having gigantuous amounts of talent.
The Contemporary Youth Orchestra is talentful.
talentful by efst March 14, 2009

Take my talents to South Beach 

To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.
Don't make my take my talents to South Beach and not pick you up from work today.

Take My Talents To South Beach 

In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.
LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.

Take my talents to South Beach 

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.
If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.