Swedish holiday

masturbating in public

Police Officer: What are you doing, sir?
Perv: I'm on a Swedish holiday.
Police Officer: Yeah, this isn't Sweden. I'm arresting you.

by ctrlU September 19, 2013

Swedish Strudel

When a guy shits on your chest then cums on top of it

Oh my god I heard becky loves when ryan gives her a swedish strudel!

by liamsebastian July 28, 2010

Swedish Picklejar

When a gay man or straight woman takes in everyhole at once. Mouth, ass, twat. Both hands have to be occupied aswell. The swedes, are known for doing this.

Man, we made a total swedish picklejar out of her last night eh?
Hey, would you wanna partake in a little somthing I like to call a swedish picklejar.

by Rendall Rickster June 15, 2006

swedish flop

The sound your dick makes when you slap a swedish person across the face.

I gave that bitch a swedish flop.

by Cloudius March 2, 2008

swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body

Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...

by ghettosuperstahswede August 3, 2008

Swedish Jacuzzi

When a boy and a girl have sex in a Jacuzzi filled up with butter garlic and pieces of steak

Him: what the fuck are they doing? They are covered in sauce
Me: oh that's the swedish Jacuzzi
Him: ... What the fuck

by ליהי October 3, 2020

Swedish Glacier

when you're putting your pecker to good use, and with a split second reaction, you pull out, and throw your swedish meatBALLZ in her grill. once there, set up shop and let the cum slide down her nose and into her mouth like its 10,000 B.C. all over again

guy 1: dude, this bish was sexy

guy 2: yeah, i had her one time, i was feelin outlandish so i gave her a Swedish Glacier.

Guy 1: damn, props for that one, was it slow like a window pickle race

Guy 2: dude, its a god damn glacier for a reason, you tell me

by Pastor Sergio August 31, 2012