short dick surprise

When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis

"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."

by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015

Two pump surprise

Ejaculating after 2 thrusts surprising yourself and/or your partner

We did have sex but i gave her the two pump surprise

by 2PS May 30, 2019

Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service

The intro to an anime called blend s. If you want to know if someone is an anime fan just say smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service and if they dont respond with something else beginning with s like sono chi no sadame, sasageyo or cyaka blyat their heads will explode

Girl one: smile!

Girl two:sweet!
Girl three: sister!
Girl four:sadistic!
Guy one:surprise!
Guy two and three:service!!
Every closet anime fan: *nervously sweats* my ultimate weakness. Smile sweet sister sadistic surprise service.......... 'smoke week every day'

by RobinEmma February 19, 2021

fruit loop surprise

When you eat too much Fruit Loops and you take a colorful shit

I ate too many fruit loops and now I got a fruit loop surprise

by HalalFriedChicken April 4, 2021

Double Banana Split Surprise

A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.

I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.

by Bananasplitter789 May 12, 2021

tonsil surprise

When your getting a blow-job and as your about to cum, you hold the girl's head down and suddenly shove your cock deep into her mouth. This results in either her tonsils getting crushed, or even better a full throat penetration. At this point her head is held down as a sticky load coats her tonsils or otherwise is blasted down her throat.

The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.

In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.

I was getting some nice head last night from that chick I met on Friday night. She was totally shocked when I gave her the "tonsil surprise".

by Jimmy DeLarge October 19, 2008

Shanghai Surprise

Going home with a casual sex buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed.

Oh... Girl.. Ah.. No girl, let's leave the lights on.. "Surprise!"

by Bobby Buche August 10, 2003