Stuck-ass

It's Hawai'ian pidgin for "constipation".

Eh, you eat too many guava li' dat, bye'm-bye you get bad stuck-ass!

by LohPhat November 20, 2013

stuck in mud

When an object gets stuck in someone’s asshole

Aidan’s new toy car got stuck in mud

by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022

Stucking Phoned

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.

John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.

by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014

one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner

bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night

by asswhup666 October 26, 2019

stuck upon

To do it with a person following recommendations or good ratings from persons with whom the person have done it previously.

A portmanteau - blend - of STUMBLE UPON , the Firefox browser extension and FUCK.

I stuck upon Kim yesterday.I would have never thought of doing it with her but all the guys at my gym rated her 8/10.Sure she is a four stars inn.

by bemarenina March 23, 2011

Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

by null793 September 25, 2015

Stuck on stupid

When the black girl on the TV show picks 5 black people out of obscurity because she knows that no white people are going to name them all, if any of them, and they're still saying I should know this for 5 minutes after seeing the pictures out of a sense of guilt about looking racist on TV.

She knew before the show started those guys were going to get stuck on stupid and not know what she was doing with them.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021