by The M Rock December 26, 2010
Get the scoop mug.Derogatory equivalent of "chink" for Western eyes from Eastern perspective. The eyes are so deeply indented that that area looks scooped out using an ice cream scoop perhaps as God made Man with clay.
What's that saying in church..... God made Blacks because He fell asleep during cooking and accidentally overcooked them in the oven. Hence so much turmoil and tribulation throughout Black history as if God abandoned them. God made Whites because He got impatient and undercooked them. That's why Whites have stereotypical superiority complex - a way to overcompensate for inadequacies i.e. being undercooked. God made Asians because He cooked them just right - was attentive during cooking. That's why they're stereotypically wise beyond their years - fully developed. When a kid comes from loving parents/God, there's no need to strive to impress others or to push yourself; you're happy and content where you are. Turtling becomes your nature. Instead of conquering the world like British Empire to overcompensate for being undercooked, you focus on leisure activities such as fireworks and printing press because you already have everything in your Middle Kingdom.
Scoop: like Scooby Doo's big nose - stereotypical Western nose.
Also, synonym for "spook" since Whites are so pale that they look dead like walking corpses or ghosts.
What Whites call Blacks in America are what Chinese call Whites in China: spooks/ghosts, monkeys etc. Monkeys in China have yellow fur or blond hair.
What's that saying in church..... God made Blacks because He fell asleep during cooking and accidentally overcooked them in the oven. Hence so much turmoil and tribulation throughout Black history as if God abandoned them. God made Whites because He got impatient and undercooked them. That's why Whites have stereotypical superiority complex - a way to overcompensate for inadequacies i.e. being undercooked. God made Asians because He cooked them just right - was attentive during cooking. That's why they're stereotypically wise beyond their years - fully developed. When a kid comes from loving parents/God, there's no need to strive to impress others or to push yourself; you're happy and content where you are. Turtling becomes your nature. Instead of conquering the world like British Empire to overcompensate for being undercooked, you focus on leisure activities such as fireworks and printing press because you already have everything in your Middle Kingdom.
Scoop: like Scooby Doo's big nose - stereotypical Western nose.
Also, synonym for "spook" since Whites are so pale that they look dead like walking corpses or ghosts.
What Whites call Blacks in America are what Chinese call Whites in China: spooks/ghosts, monkeys etc. Monkeys in China have yellow fur or blond hair.
Person 1: Hey Chinkie
Person 2: Hey Scoopie
Person 1: What's cracking?
Person 2: Your skin, under the sun, for being undercooked. Don't blame me. Blame God, the master chef.
Who's that scoop who thinks he's azn? The boy is as white as they cum.
Vampires are white people because their skin burns in daylight.
Werewolves are black people because like in the films/books, they're animalistic and enslaved by vampires.
Humans are Asians.
Person 2: Hey Scoopie
Person 1: What's cracking?
Person 2: Your skin, under the sun, for being undercooked. Don't blame me. Blame God, the master chef.
Who's that scoop who thinks he's azn? The boy is as white as they cum.
Vampires are white people because their skin burns in daylight.
Werewolves are black people because like in the films/books, they're animalistic and enslaved by vampires.
Humans are Asians.
by ScoopSpookedScoobyDoo November 26, 2011
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Like yeah that Stoopy Poopy son of a hecking mother of satan is such a gayhole.
Like yeah that Stoopy Poopy son of a hecking mother of satan is such a gayhole.
by Thiccpickle January 25, 2020
Get the Stoopy Poopy mug.kolby is always a die for kinda guy. he likes football and spending time with his family. even though he has been through a lot he will do anything to make you happy. he loves to hold your hand and have you close to him. if you ever end up with a kolby stoops dont mess up because youll regret it. BIG TIME
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girl 2: ik i feel terrible and i regret it but he moves to fast idk about him
girl 1: well you will regret it big time
girl 2: ik i feel terrible and i regret it but he moves to fast idk about him
girl 1: well you will regret it big time
by parkviewjr1026 November 9, 2020
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Get the dumb dumb baby stoopy head mug.(v.) \ˈhip\ \ˈsküp\
The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
by Giorgio Palmiero January 23, 2011
Get the Hip Scoop mug.Aiming in on a sniper and performing a scoop like motion to get your crosshairs on an enemy. Quickly shoot then release the scope.
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