std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.

That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.

by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018

std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.

girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."

by leonsass August 3, 2024

STD fest

When you have sex with a lindale or van girl it’s a std fest

Oh my god billy I just had a threesome with Avery miller and Chelsey Boswell! It was a total STD fest

by Jamison Charles May 29, 2019

STD

STD - Smart To Do - Like an actual STD, it's incredibly irritating and bad for your health.

Laura was sick of all the STDs that kept appearing

by Werdn@ September 28, 2020

STD

STDs are spread through contact with infected body fluids such as blood, vaginal fluids, or semen. They can also be spread through contact with infected skin or mucous membranes, such as sores in the mouth. You may be exposed to infected body fluids and skin through vaginal, anal or oral sex. Or when you are to poor to afford 1, just 1 condom.

I fucked that bitch and gave her an STD

That man gave me a nasty ass STD

by big hip know it all December 11, 2019

STD

It this a commonly referred to acronym which translates to SMASH THAT DISLIKE. it is commonly used for when you dislike a fortnight video

Guy 1: I'm sorry but i have an STD... you might want to get tested
Guy 2: yea I hate Fortnite too.

by .Communist October 16, 2018

STD

Short 4 seriously tiny d...
S eriously
T iny
D ...

Mike has an STD
A seriously tiny d?

by faxnoprintrr March 24, 2025