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Twitter Stalking

finding out that the girl you met once has been following you for months from your twitter site just so she can learn your every move so that when you do finally introduce yourself she's already prepared for marriage and kids.
www.ImOutsideYourWindow.com

a site for everyone to express their stories of twitter stalking or other stalking stories that are of the same nature
Twitter Stalking by IOYW July 17, 2009
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sacking around 

a term used to describe waving ones ballsack in a figure of 8, usually used as a form of insult or sexual entertainment. Also sacking around can mean general messing around..
Lewis: guys no messing around because imogen's parents might be here, okay?
max: can we sack around?
Lewis: no pisswilly but you can sack around
max: :7
* max starts sacking around*

Starking 

Obsessively guarding or patrolling a parking spot when you believe the person in it is pulling out
He's been starking the handicap spot for 5 minutes
Starking by Lindabruh February 4, 2016

Sleep-stalking 

The act of waking (usu. in an ambien induced state of mind) in the middle of the night and posting comments on your friends' Facebook pages that you don't remember in the morning.
I think I was sleep-stalking last night--I "liked" a bunch of photos on my ex's Facebook page!
Sleep-stalking by muh-drees February 13, 2013

Strava stalking 

When athletes check every single workout of their friends and fellow competitors via the Strava fitness website or app. They know what type of work out the did, the route, the total moving time, elevation gain, heart rate, and all the other Strava users with them. They frequently analyze this data against their own, and gossip with others athletes about said workouts seen on Strava.
Joel and Tyson spent half a day Strava stalking Rachael and Stacy during their training run in Hawaii, so they could pick apart their pacing on the hills.

Filth Sticking 

One who uses an AWP/Sniper Rifle in FPS Games. Auto sniping and quickreload binding are characteristics of these cancers of the worlds. Hated by most players, they unite in the darkness like pedophiles / kiddy fiddlers, encouraging their disgusting behaviour.
"Hey, how about you got fuck yourself you filth sticking cunt"
"Hey Todd, what you think of that filth sticker, who nailed you with a 2 km headshot?"- "What a Cunt" said Todd
"Hey uG | Revil why you such a filth sticking cunt?"

bilateral strategically stalking 

two separate individuals plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal
The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.