squicking

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.

Und tuh buscotini mosta umpotee cunder squicked mayee.

(And the {retarded babble} squicked me)

by Mike January 21, 2004

squid pro ro

Mis-pronounced Latin phrase 'quid pro quo' meaning this for that.

"I'll give you this book, but I'll need something in return."

"Squid pro ro, Mr. Hedgecock. I'll give you a marf."

by Mungus February 18, 2004

Downtown Squid

The human digestive system is unable to digest or break down certain foods such as corn. The inevitable result is that such items make their way through the digestive tract intact in your poop. A friend of mine discovered that he cannot digest baby octopi. He found this out when he say several little octopi swimming in the crapper.

These little critters were determined to have gone "downtown" at this point. "Squid" sounded better than "Octopus" and thus, the term "Downtown Squid" was born.

The term can be applied to anything that comes out in your poop and is instantly identifiable.

"Downtown Corn"
"Downtown Mushrooms"

I I shouldn't have eaten that octopus salad at the Chinese restaurant. It'll surely be "Downtown Squid" tomorrow afternoon.

by Delicious D. Sweetness November 11, 2004

squibby

A partially smoked cigarette usually found in ashtrays or on the floor.

roadkill: do you have a stougie?
jonny: no, i just smoked my last one. but look in the ashtray over there for a squibby.
roadkill: ight nigga thanx.

by akaroadkill April 5, 2010

Squibrows

Those type of eyebrows that are so bushy, they kinda remind you of baby squirrels.

(If one denies the squibrow-ness of one's squibrows, they have been known to be disguised as 'very defined' or 'just really dark compared to his/her skin tone and hair color.' )

"sorry to say, hun. but *** has squibrows."

"Look at the squibrows on him!"

"her boYfriend has such squibrows, it's CRAZY!"

by FelicityLove July 2, 2008

Squibble Head

Someone not very intelligent and quite slow. May or may not shit themselves regulary

Matthew Sanders is a squibble head

by sav May 22, 2012

squibbie

Squbbie means when your feeling hibbie and you just want to squibbie

Are you a squibbie

by Hibbie December 1, 2017