Spunk-Lobbing

Competitive Masturbation

"If they are gonna allow climbing to be an Olympic sport, then they may as well allow spunk-lobbing" - Owen Murphy

by Dessy C July 20, 2016

waste of spunk

When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"

Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk

by Drivetribe January 14, 2018

spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath

No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.

by Mawsforce January 4, 2011

spunk dunking

Cumming into your hand and dunking it into an orifice

Lebron James: I fucked my woman last night, She got that spunk dunking special.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Spunk Shelter

A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.

I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.

by FriskynFeisty July 25, 2009

cuddle spunk

Wet spot after intercourse.

Susie rolled over and laid in the cuddle spunk.

by Roscoe J November 23, 2013

Spunk brothers

When 2 good friends both ejaculate inside the same woman and the sperm joins together into 1. Similar to becoming blood brothers through pricking each others fingers.

John and Paul where so happy that Emily let them use her to become spunk brothers

by DonBay March 7, 2020