mushroom splash

Mushroom stamping ones drink, most appropriately an alcoholic one

Haney was being a prick, so I gave him a mushroom splash.

by Hmsmdjrifncm November 25, 2013

splash damage

An accidental strike of sperm

I was in a three way and I accidentially did some splash damage to the other guy

by Whocan April 12, 2005

The Zazzy Splash

When you've taken a piss into the toilet and proceed to then take a shit, without flushing the toilet prior. The sheer trajectory of the turd shooting out of your ass, torpedoes into the toilet water, then shooting a cool and upsetting, single stream of urine water directly into your asshole. While refreshing, still unwarranted.

Sean: "I just got caught up in the brown note and finished off with The Zazzy Splash. That ever happen to you?"
Erica: "Dayam. Yeah man, happens to me all the time. Makes me pucker."

by Your Mothers Hole May 23, 2008

alamo splash

a texan style cumshot usually dealt to the face.

i alamo splashed on her face last night.

by your favorite uncle August 30, 2007

Splish Splash

When a woman is extremely wet and lubricated during vaginal intercourse.

Ya I hit it last night, that respectable puss was like splish splash.

-That pussy had me feeling nostalgic.

-Why, bro?
-Cuz her pussy makes me feel like summer of '99 at splish splash.

by Xxbummerxx December 20, 2013

noodle splash

The act of masturbating in the shower.

Brandon: Yo hurry up and get out of the shower what's takin you so long?
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.

by dpollydaweasel December 17, 2011

splash stick

The little green plastic plug the barrista puts in the lid hole of your coffee at starbucks to keep the coffee from squrting out.

Dude, can I have a splash stick, my car has blown shocks.

by Kingbuku September 3, 2009