Sexual maneuver in which you give yourself an enema without letting any of the water out so you're filled like a cheap whore in gang bang. You then tell your sexual partner to go down on your bits, dick or asshole. While they are down there you unleash the torrent of doo doo soup that has been ripening in your steamy rectum upon your victims face.
I learned that my bitch whore girlfriend was cheating on me so I left her a note in the mud splash that I gave her.
by condoms are for pussies January 17, 2018
by Whocan April 12, 2005
When you've taken a piss into the toilet and proceed to then take a shit, without flushing the toilet prior. The sheer trajectory of the turd shooting out of your ass, torpedoes into the toilet water, then shooting a cool and upsetting, single stream of urine water directly into your asshole. While refreshing, still unwarranted.
Sean: "I just got caught up in the brown note and finished off with The Zazzy Splash. That ever happen to you?"
Erica: "Dayam. Yeah man, happens to me all the time. Makes me pucker."
Erica: "Dayam. Yeah man, happens to me all the time. Makes me pucker."
by Your Mothers Hole May 22, 2008
by your favorite uncle August 25, 2007
Ya I hit it last night, that respectable puss was like splish splash.
-That pussy had me feeling nostalgic.
-Why, bro?
-Cuz her pussy makes me feel like summer of '99 at splish splash.
-That pussy had me feeling nostalgic.
-Why, bro?
-Cuz her pussy makes me feel like summer of '99 at splish splash.
by Xxbummerxx December 21, 2013
Brandon: Yo hurry up and get out of the shower what's takin you so long?
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.
Dylan: My bad dude, I'm just noodle splashin.
Brandon: Oh nice. Take your time then.
by dpollydaweasel December 15, 2011
The little green plastic plug the barrista puts in the lid hole of your coffee at starbucks to keep the coffee from squrting out.
by Kingbuku September 03, 2009