Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Slacking Bitches

When you have sex with a female without a condom, you then drop an anvil on her head and fly away with your elytra.

"What have you been up to, Albi" says Carter
"Oh me? I've been... slacking bitches" replies Albi

by pooslayer89 July 7, 2024

Pro Slack

Inherently the Man with the plan. One born with original slack that transcended slack itself to reach pro status.
One who has not descended into false slack at any point, ever.

Wow, everything is falling into place, just like it should, talk about Pro Slack. The pieces are falling into place, the cards are thrown, onwards and upwards, non stop to the top. This is the way I had it planned, I'm Pro slack baby.

by jojo420 May 10, 2010

slack

meaning ‘stupid’ or ‘dumb’

i don’t understand maths because i’m slack

by char.char November 26, 2017

Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.

My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.

by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

Slack

Famous DEI practitioner and COVID diversity hire, slack was so useless that he turned to human trafficking his “affinity group” in his office and got fired for being the most useless mf to ever exist.

“That kid is such a slack bro”
“Slack slack slack”

by Galvatron 1999 December 7, 2023

slack cow

Someone that can't be bothered to finish the job.

Megan is such a slack cow

by Reeces_pieces72 June 26, 2017