shit

A shorter writing of the name ''John Schitt''

You don't know John Shit

by Archyyyy January 8, 2009

Shit

A Large brown (sometimes light brown, green, red, yellow, or multi-colored; depending on what you ate.) piece of poop that comes out of your asshole.

Fuck that was the biggest shit i've ever taken.

by samantha olvilin smith johnson December 17, 2008

shit

synonyms: poop poo crap

my kinds of shit:
worm shit;
simular to the snake charmer shit, is long and thin

the "oh god" shit;
the kind of shit were you shit and you think theres more but no more comes out

the heavy lifting shit;
the kind of shit were you shit when you lift up heavy items

the "wet rectum" shit;
simular to the wet cheeks shit
the shit were its so massive you spread your legs far apart to make sure you dont get any on your cheeks, and comes out so fast water splashes up to your rectum

by redninja141 December 30, 2009

shit

caca brown that comes out of the anus. also known as a loser or tool. shit monsters are also very common.

"My shit was very colorful yesterday!"

by crap poop October 31, 2009

shit

its something brown that comes out your ass! told ya...easy as 123! ;)

"maan, i need the shit badlyyyy!"

"well go to the toilet then u idiot!"

soo why do you go to the toilet? TO HAVE A SHIT!

by shittyman123 April 6, 2010

shit

nothing, the absence of anything

Damn, there is shit left in the fridge. We should go to the grocery store.

by Prophet of Always Being Right December 19, 2010

SHIT

SO HAPPY IT'S THURSDAY.

Today at work all the young bloods around the office were saying "SHIT" and hi 5'ing.... Woohoo tomorrow is Friday!

by mysass November 4, 2010