Person 1: Leaves
Person 2: Why Leave?
Person 1: GRRR ME NO HAVE RUG ME NO HAVE RUG ME EAT YOU
Person 2: ok
omg he rug quit?? no way
Person 2: Why Leave?
Person 1: GRRR ME NO HAVE RUG ME NO HAVE RUG ME EAT YOU
Person 2: ok
omg he rug quit?? no way
by CheesyDinos April 25, 2023

This is what happens when you fail to try and do drugs and accidentally land on the carpet, causing you to do rugs instead. Or, you could just do rugs because you wanted to anyways.
by SomeoneShadow September 17, 2018

by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023

by Rugmeister May 27, 2011

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"
"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"
"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."
by doctorgroove August 25, 2016

by jotthedot June 1, 2006

by Bush Bobber April 23, 2003
