hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

2 Dales on a roof

A gay ol’ time!

Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!

See also Blake and Tyler.

by Codybay1 December 16, 2021

Roof

My dog barking at the mailman while hes 50 kilometers awaya

Dog:roof
Me:the mailman is near

by Mydogiscuteage0.1 April 12, 2021

hit the roof

To become extremely angry or upset.

He hit the roof when he found out that she betrayed him .

by Clouds in my coffe October 27, 2017

roof fishing

Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.

I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.

by SlayerRocker82 August 26, 2016

Roof nigger

Mexican
They work on roofs

Kind of like sand nigger

They got a whole bunch of roof niggers up there laying shingles on that roof

by Dankgrant01 February 5, 2025