Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.

by spidertard July 3, 2023

Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.

My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.

by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022

Reed Elliott Lewis

also known as REEDIE!!!
he's so good at soccer, considering how small he is, he's freakin crazy at doing backflips and stuff! We both competed in double dutch in 8th grade!! He's super short, and cynthia is way taller than him!! hehe!

by missdelostrinos October 21, 2003

matthew reed

A guy that compares himself to everyone and everything’ loves deep but controlling

Matthew reed in ohio

by Jkaghd May 12, 2018

Reed

a very homosexual male, usually has a broken penis and is barely a non-virgin. although he has many friends he cant escape the loneliness inside of him. faps too much- so much that his mom starts crying whenever she sees him because she's walked in on him too many times.
great friend, loyal, caring about others, says the N word and "fag" too much, gets turned on by everything including the quadratic formula.
god complex, likes the feeling of demonetization.
gay for both drake AND josh from drake and josh.
he also kinda has a bowl cut but he told us not to regard it.
i think thats about it

no example needed we all know
reed im just kidding dont be a sad b0i
"wow, how reed of you to wear a rainbow flag to school!"

by yeetthebaby03 November 13, 2018

Reed

The most caring person ever, if there's a creeping suspicion of him thinking your sad or upset hill ask and comfort you until your better. He has the best sense of humor ever and will make you laugh when your about to cry. He will love you with all his heart and come up with the best nicknames ever. you'll never feel more loved by anyone, and he will always put you first. And not to mention he's pretty cute, I mean pretty hot sorry. He's just not like anyone els. He's just the best and no one will change yer mind. He is also absolutely adorable, he has beach blond hauir with bright blue eyes that you get caught in. Hes also really tall so you got to stare up at him, (but its pretty cute ngl) Everyone want him to like litterly everyone wants him. Reed is a genuine nice amazing guy with the best most perfect persinality.

"Omg yer amazing i bet yer names Reed."

"there goes the best guy ever 'Reed'"

by Rosie bro March 13, 2022

Joey Reed

An annoying guy, but he is a gamer. He needs to brush his teeth, but can be nice at times.

yo dude, look over there. Its Joey Reed.

yoooo wassup.

by YOOO9875345 May 6, 2021