hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

jutting palm-roof

Under the shade of a palm roof.

Hey Lay on a mat outside his hut under the shade of the jutting palm-roof.

by Chiok Chan September 13, 2020

Roofing

Gluing your tongue in another person's butthole

Manny was roofing Nixon while in the bath.

by OGkohanim January 2, 2024

Trampoline roof

A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.

I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.

by pingvuiini August 25, 2013

Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.

Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "

by betterdick January 14, 2019

New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014