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happy rag 

A piece of clothing or material ie. sock, towel that is used to ejaculate into.
All the guys stole renee's school shirt and used it as a happy rag.
happy rag by Matt[O] July 15, 2005
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A towel, rag or other absorbent fabric used to clean up ones load after completion of the task in assisting the one eyed trouser snake to increase its surface temperature via relative tangential motion.
Hey dude I bashed one out watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel, I used my bat rag to clean up my massive load. Best pull I've had all day.
bat rag by Dirk Rictor November 23, 2016

Swing your Rag 

to swing a bandana around in the air, to the beat of a song, in lieu of dancing. A true gangsta can't be caught dancing around in a club, instead one would just swing his rag in the air.
It is beneficial if the rag in question is designer, such as Gucci or Louis Vitton.
Let's go to the club, You can swing your rag while makin it rain on some hoes.
Swing your Rag by jxpfeer January 2, 2009

convenience rag 

a piece of cloth you grab at the point of climax, reagardless of what it is.
"mum, thers a funny lukin stain on my napkin"

"craig, dont ever use a napkin as a convenience rag again!"
convenience rag by corpsio October 8, 2005

fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!
A rag, which one may use to remove excess faeces from the anal area.
Also, insult.
Melissa is being a right Poo Rag.