quarter life crisis

an early replacement for the all too impatient, need-to-have-everything-now, cell-phone-me-later-to-say-"hey", internet-crazed, generation x-ers and on who absolutely cannot wait until middle age to have their real midlife crisis, they need one NOW!

Jerry Yang is like totally having a quarter life crisis after having made his first billion prior to mid-life and now not knowing what to do/buy next.

by jonathan in s.f. May 12, 2004

quarter life crisis

From the John Mayer song "Why Georgia"
"Might be a quarter life crisis"

n.
the moment you realize you are a quarter of a century old.

A: Dude, you're oooold.
B: I'm only 25.
A: That's a quarter of a century.
B: What? What?! Ack!

by Sweet Georgia Peach May 12, 2004

"Here's a quarter now blow me"

A phrase used by myself when playing trivial pursuit. Basically meaning hey fuck you ....

Jeri:Damnit you just got the green wedge
Me: "Here's a quarter now blow me"

by ErikTheBeast February 21, 2006

quarter to eight

A term describing the number of beers one has consumed.

Bubba "Hey man you done with those beers."
Rick "Naw, I've only had quarter to eight"

by asqw September 29, 2005

quarter-tight ass

A firm gluteus maximus.

"...knowing that he’s less likely to leave me for the Dolce & Gabbana fit model with the quarter-tight ass who lives down the hall."

by Miguel Carnay September 7, 2006

Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.

The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

Quarter Nips

The exact size of a female's nipple being a quarter.

"Yo Brittany's got some hot quarter nips."

by dr teabags ftw December 28, 2011