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quantum-doodleflapper

A quantum-doodleflapper is a person who can't stop to conflate the mysterious nature of quantum mechanics and the mysterious nature of their particular superstitious belief. The gaps in our understanding of quantum mechanics are filled in with the persons favourite pet hypothesis for consciousness, existence or any other big question about the fundamental nature of the cosmos.
"There was a quantum-doodleflapper in the debate who kept asserting quantum mechanics prove humans have a soul and other various magical abilities."
by Be Loyal July 4, 2020
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Quantum Night

A night of enchantment and well deserved debauchery among only the classiest and most badass of individuals. Quantum Nights often include high quality hand selected beverages, intellectual games of the mind, and candle illumination.
Jackie: Hey isn't there a Quantum Night coming up soon?
Gia: Actually yea, I think your right, it's about time.
Jackie: Yea we've been whooping ass and taking care of business all week, it's definitely time for a break.
Gia: Yaaassssss, I'll see you there!
***Jackie and Gia conduct and jumping hi-five together***
by Beast Squad August 19, 2019
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Quantum Messaging Services

Quantum Physics Services offered by quantumnina.com, who has a genetic quantum nuclear mutation, that often gets mistaken as psychic abilities, magic, fraud, aliens, artificial intelligence, or deity origins.
Quantumnina.com is so cool that she delivers lotteries to people from the future to quantum leap money 50% with clients using her quantum messaging services and she also quantum leaps the government to make decisions faster so they stop wasting all of our taxes wasting time on bullshit.
by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024
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Quantum Exterminator

Quantum Exterminator - He/She who kills micro bugs on a quantum level, with alien technology's not used in regular healthcare systems.

Known as "rejuvenate action"

Think Frequency, Sound, Viberation.
I need to go to the local Quantum Exterminator to get kid of these lyme bugs.
by mannycampbell9891@gmail.com September 24, 2020
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量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス; Japanese gibberish that makes sense when read in English.
"量子チキンスープグラ ス チュングス !"
(translation: Quantum Chicken Soup Grass Big Chungus)

".....what?"
by anonymous December 26, 2023
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quantum maniac

by Odeser May 14, 2023
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Quantuming

to Quantum/ Quantumed/ Quantuming is when someone is breaking every rule/guideline possible in a given place and the people in charge claim he is doing nothing wrong.

Named after Quantum TV doing just that on Youtube and The Act Man who called him out to be silenced for technicalities/arbitrary reasons #JusticeForActMan
My Friend Jack told me about a Quantuming story he had where he went to a McDonald's when he's full on naked yelling obscenities' and the manager came out to say to the complainers that Jack is doing nothing wrong and for everyone to carry on eating their big mac, dude Jack Quantumed out so hard that day.
by Sir Arkay June 12, 2022
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