Platinum Puss

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.

Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 9, 2022

puss check

It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.

My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.

by Jrlovebone February 24, 2022

turket puss

A turket puss is a vagina that smells like fish

Man! That shelia has a bad case of turket puss!

by Jimmy Yogi August 19, 2006

Puss Gut

The area right above a fat womans pussy that buldges out like its a second stomach/gut.

Eww! Look at that womans Puss gut!!

by Statuto November 25, 2009

cheerio puss

when you try to acheive penetration but all that happens is you push her around the room

i thought life saver puss was tight, but she had some serious cheerio puss

by twisted mc May 8, 2003

puss bag

a puss bag is some one who is a pussy its really that fucken simple
someone who talks mad shit and cant back it up

biggest example is a kid from ehood who will remain nameless but he is a puss bag

victor biggest puss bag on the whole east coast

its heard to describe it in an example but tough people can spot them out reall fast,
most puss bag are cry when anything goes wrong,

puss bags are afriad of anything that can kick there ass which is legit everything
they have small dicks, bumps on there chest and mad small tri,delts, lats, forarms, bis, quads, hams, calfs,traps, shoulders.

by BrEd 2 Kill BoRN 2 DiE @cash$ July 11, 2010

puss hair

used as a unit of measurement for an extremely small amount

say the ball bounced out of bounds just barely, or you missed a shot by a fraction of an inch

"Damn you missed that by a puss hair"

by crackadeeasscracka October 9, 2008