Drinking to Pretzel

When one consumes such an insane amount of liquor that upon pass out their body takes the form of a pretzel.

person 1: Is Tara drinking to pretzel again?

person 2: Obviously.

person 1: Man she's sik dewit it.

by Sethed December 14, 2008

The Anal Pretzel

They call this one "Yoga in the Sac". It is gender fluid and it will rock your socks off if done correctly. Perform some nice leg stretches before executing this revolutionary sex position; don't wanna pull a hammy when you're on a one way ticket to Pound Town. One partner will stretch their legs behind their head to where their feet cross behind their skull, leaving them shaped like a pretzel and their bum open for whatever. The other partner then proceeds to take the dirt road home while their pretzeled partner just lies there and accepts.

"Natasha went into The Anal Pretzel last night and it was glorious."
"David couldn't sit for a week after he went into Anal Pretzel mode for his lover."

by BigRick2008 June 23, 2017

chocolate covered pretzel

When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.

Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.

Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?

by DwarZZ October 5, 2005

wet pretzel

Noun: Limp Dick, A.K.A. Flaccid Penis

"Girl, I went over to his house and he had a wet pretzel"

by Maserati1 October 19, 2015

Salty pretzel

When oral sex is performed on a man who is very sweaty.

Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.

by Alexi Cographer June 12, 2019

Broken Pretzel

A Chicken Wing.

Grandmadick.

1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."

2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."

by Dillydally February 23, 2008

chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

by AGBurton October 3, 2008