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press check

A device or large box shaped object that has been reported to be able to diagnose problems on a printing press by some magical method.
the press check cost a lot of real money not magical money.
by press tech March 22, 2009
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pressed out

1) A colorful term used to describe a person laying across the roadway, or ground, after being ran over by a motorize vehicle (car, pickup, 18 wheeler, etc).

2) How a person would appear on the ground, or any other surface, after they got the crap knocked out of them by someone else.
A) Last week, Ms. Tammy told me at work that her neighbor was "pressed out" along the driveway of his residence, after his girfriend found out that he was cheating on her with another man.

B) During the high school football game, a fight almost broke out between two crosstown rivals when the hometeam's quarterback was "pressed out" on the turf, by the visiting team's defensive end.
by Mojack B. May 10, 2008
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free press

When your mum irons pants (trousers in Europe) for you.
Oh, I didn't do the ironing part of the laundry today, Dad. We've got free press.
by [PRIVATE] June 9, 2016
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French Press

The act of one gentleman taking another naked gentleman, who is sitting indian-style, and bench pressing him. This is preferably done so that the scrotum is placed in the mouth and the nose is placed in the anus during the workout.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for normal gym hours
"Hey bro you want to help me with a french press? Sweet. Take off your pants."
"I was offered a french press by my priest. It wasn't was i expected."
"What the fuck! I thought you meant coffee!!"
by thejockjizzle August 13, 2014
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Panini Press

When you stick your dick in a girl’s ass and she squishes her ass cheeks and squeezes your dick like how a panini press presses food.
Yo bro, last night Amber panini pressed my dick, it was great!
by Random Urban Dictionary user November 19, 2017
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pressing the olives

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out
"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
by kingbumii June 15, 2015
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Freedom of the Press

(1.) (Gym etiquette):
Showing consideration to other gym members by not hogging machines or bench presses, others may want to use.

(2.) The freedom felt after physically venting one's daily frustrations, by lifting weights.
Better to abide by "freedom of the press" and be conscientious of other gym members, than hog a machine you are not using. Or are taking lengthy rest periods on, during the busiest time of day.
by Olive989 March 23, 2023
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