Potato

The worlds greatest source of food, so delicious, and has many variants. For example; potato cakes, fries (or chips), baked and many more

John: "What's this, it tastes amazing"
Bob: "Potato"

by SexyBeast123 April 3, 2015

Potato

The only thing that makes me happy.

Potato please or I will murber you.

by Boop Boop I’m A Cow November 15, 2021

Potato

Someone with a lower Chromosome count
Possibly autistic

Hey did you hear about the autistic kid who got super high?
Oh yeah. You mean the baked POTATO right?

by anyGAYbody March 7, 2017

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

Potatoe

a code word for "alcohol"

If you don't want people to know what your talking about alcohol,
use the word Potatoe.

omg, i got sooo much Potatoe for this party tonight !

by Amanda2345 January 23, 2009

potato

A spic who thinks and acts white, yet still a potato - brown on the outside, white on the inside.

Alberto Gonzalez is the new Mr. Potato Head.

by jacob doe October 28, 2007

Potato

little-known south texas slang for pot. or weed. pot=potato

do ya want some patatoes?

by sabine May 14, 2005