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Pisces position

A sexual position involving two men where each simultaneously penetrates the asshole of the other man with their penis.

Similar to the 69 position, there is mutual stimulation between the two individuals. However, unlike the 69 position, where stimulation primarily derives from the partner's hands or insertion of the penis into the partner's mouth, stimulation in the Pisces Position is derived through anal penetration of the partner.

This position is most commonly achieved "vertically." The first individual, starting on his on his back, pulls his feet or ankles towards his head, spreading his buttocks and asshole. The second individual then stands over the first, facing away from the first individual's head. They then begin to lower themselves towards the first individual, aiming their erect penis towards the first's asshole. As the second individual gets closer, the first also angles their penis towards their partner's asshole. As the second helps to stabilize the first, the two then simultaneously or sequentially insert their erect penis into their partner's asshole.

Vertical insertion benefits from gravity as the two are able to begin thrusting back and forth, but the position can also be achieved horizontally.
Ben first looked down at his partner's gaping asshole, then over his shoulder into his partner's eyes, a smile breaking over his face as the two were perfectly lined up to simultaneously penetrate each other in the Pisces position.
by nebbishatudub September 24, 2019
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Slug position

When you're going to town with your girl and she lays on her belly as you give her penis from behind
I was tired of doggie style so we switched to a slug position
by SkyBor November 2, 2019
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gay positioning

Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark
Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.
by confuqed July 15, 2020
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9th Position

A sex position performed like the famous 69. One person is performing oral while the other watches tv.
Last night BGT was on and Phil and I did the 9th position.
by Upstatnygal69 September 20, 2020
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Piss Positions

The exciting end to the Piss Positions trilogy.

1: Snow
I was inspired to write this one because of the recent cold snap in the USA.
Literally just piss in the snow. Y'all can figure out some way to spice this up, you're creative. Make a sculpture or snowman and then piss on it. Make a Snowurinal. Women can probably do this one. (This one is especially difficult because of cold temperatures. Please piss responsibly.)

2: Piss Balloons
Fill a bunch of water balloons with piss and throw them at each other or at targets like a fence. I don't recommend this one now, but maybe when it gets warmer out. Women can play this one, not sure how helpful they'll be in the filling process though.

3: Toilets Suck Challenge
The objective is to go one day (I suggest morning to night, but whatever you want) without peeing in a toilet. However, you can't piss in the same place more than once. For example, if you pee into a cup, you can't pee in that same cup. For the sake of convenience, 'outside' is not a place. So if you piss near a tree outside, you can still piss outside, just at a different spot.
Big Brother Goolag is gonna advertise me some weird shit for months, enjoy your damn piss positions.
by TotallyTubularDude February 18, 2021
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Piss Positions

The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.

I guess you could call this a sequel.

1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.

2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.

3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.

4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.

Some examples:

- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)

5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.
by TotallyTubularDude March 14, 2021
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Noah Position

The Noah Position, or man-yeet-woman position, is a sex position in which generally, a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman before he kicks said woman off a cliff.
Gamora got Noah Position'd
by Vex1001 April 18, 2021
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