Tom: Did you hear that Evan was taking it up the pooper?
Bob: Holy Sh----! I knew he would come out of the closet eventually!
Bob: Holy Sh----! I knew he would come out of the closet eventually!
by the johnster November 12, 2013

by I.C. Weiner February 3, 2005

The shuffle pattern one makes with their feet after lowering ones pants when in a confined stall. It is the most efficient way to back up to the toilet bowl.
The stall was so tiny I had to use the pooper bowl shuffle in order to sit down.
The dude in the stall next to me used the pooper bowl shuffle to get to the toilet.
The dude in the stall next to me used the pooper bowl shuffle to get to the toilet.
by D.Rogers July 1, 2009

"oh, Pooper-shnitzle!"
by Anna January 14, 2004

When one goes to hug a girl, and while in the midst of the hug one hand is casually slipped down the back of her pants and her anus region is touched. Works best on a girl with loose pants.
I totally caught Candie off guard when I Memphis Pooper-Scooped her halfway through our hug. She wanted more though!
by Nate6890 April 19, 2008

by Jamesler January 8, 2008

A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.
Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"
by wankular device August 8, 2006
