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Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.
(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".
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Poof

A group of Pyro's
The poof finished loading the mortars for the 4th of July show.
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the polish poof

When you are of polish decent and have an excessively wavy to moderately wavy large hair
The polish poof is out of control today, my hair is the size of a house.
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tweedle poof

A homosexual/ gay man who is very effiminate
See that guy over there in the lime green shirt? What a tweedle poof.
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Poofed

He is really poofed
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Poof

The defintion of poof means anything you can refer it in any sentence to anybody and if they dont know what it means then you can say it more and more again and you can use it in reference into a curse word
Poof i dont know what that sentence means.
Dad: Go clean your room right now or you're not going to school
Daughter: POOF. Whatever
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Poof

Me: hey, poof
Neha: hello
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