Popping the Blackberry

The first time you have phone sex, or text sex.

I went on my first business trip so I texted my girlfriend to see if she wanted to try popping the blackberry.

by B. Nothing November 11, 2011

Popping A Dingo

v. successfully chichalooing a girl with a rating higher than a 7 on a scale from 1 to 10.

Bro 1: Hey dude, did you see me popping a dingo?

Bro 2: That dime piece just got chichalooed big time.

Bro 3: Look at those cupcakes! Yowza! You are suck a fannywhopper, stud!

by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013

pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.

1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.

by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014

pooping on my goons

trying a little bit too hard to make lulz

"Hey Will, why was six afraid of seven?"
"Kez, stop pooping on my goons"

"Robert keeps pooping on my goons and it's really annoying"

by subsequently February 19, 2015

popping a solid

taking a poop

He can't pick up the phone, he's in there popping a solid!

by bikinibottom April 8, 2015

pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.

NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......

by Stizzi March 20, 2016

Porping

When a person, usually of degenerate status, takes a walk by themselves at night and returns with injuries or ripped clothing without an explanation due to being intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated

"Hey, Anthony where's Kyle?"
"Oh they just found him Porping down the street. His pants were all ripped and he doesn't know why."

by J. Manziel June 26, 2016