Pocket Mexican

A very small, short Mexican Man. He appears to be 14 years old, but is actually 21 or older. He also speaks and understands very little english.

Interesting Facts about The Pocket Mexican:
1. Enjoys the company of drunk plus size and extremely tall women, which makes him look even smaller than he is in reality.
2. Follows these women around night clubs hoping that they will eventually get so drunk that they will need a ride home. The Pocket Mexican can then pounce on the drunken women, providing him with the sexual pleasure he has been denied by women his own size.
3. Mating rituals resemble a small Chihuahua humping a NFL player's leg.

1. Hey, that Pocket Mexican bought me 3 shots of Tequila, I think he's trying to fuck me.
2. Have you seen that Pocket Mexican following Megan around?
3. Pedro is my Pocket Mexican, he doesn't mind that I'm 6'4" and he is 5'3".

by Meredith (Miss M) August 10, 2006

pocket girl

small, cute, tiny girl/woman

damn look at that pocket girl

by yellowsmiles35 September 2, 2009

Pocket Leech

Noun: A girl who is more interested in what is in your wallet than in you.

Dont go to the mall with her , shes a pocket leech.

by angreyposter October 12, 2005

pocketbating

grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating

Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocket. Jimmy said he was too pocketbating.

by beej aka bj aka jimmy December 20, 2008

pocket boner

when your pocket gets pulled out when you reach in and have no money and its just sticking out all stiff

I checked if i had enough change to pay for my food but all i got was a pocket boner!!

by crazyhacker92 June 25, 2009

pocketidit

verb. to nearly be caught masturbating/jacking off and quicly "pocketing" your dick to avoid getting caught

i nearly got caught masturbating yesterday but luckily i pocketidit

by sgt.plachenkov February 28, 2011

pocko taco

a taco that gets put into a pocket for later use.

pocko taco

by a randum dude that knows none May 17, 2011