The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 16, 2017
by geezerpleaser69 February 01, 2022
Like a normal pinch but caused by something significantly stronger, rigid and unforgiving, likely mechanical like pliers or getting your ass cheek caught in a door. Usually a nasty welt is left from it that may start bleeding.
Got an atomic pinch on the heel of my palm, and no I didn't wear work gloves to prevent it from happening.
by EyeWeTodEd August 18, 2014
taco pinch·ed , taco pinch·ing - Girl hating on girl. A jealous female who interferes and deters sexual advances towards another female. Usual behavior found in most undesirable and vindictive females.
by Jade G July 05, 2007
When you're wiping your anus after pooping and you don't want to get the poop on your balls, you pinch the toilet paper together to get the last bit of poop.
by Ian[FL] November 11, 2006