pharmacy dozen

when you pick up your prescription medication (usually controlled substances) and you realize there are pills missing ://

“I counted my painkillers when i picked them up after surgery to make sure I didn’t get a pharmacy dozen.”

by capitalist bourgeoisie August 4, 2024

Pharaoh's Curse

The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.

"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"

by Gregorius Technecities September 10, 2023

Pharmacological intervention

The act of having your pills legally prescribed to you by your shrink

Stop saying that the homeless schleimazel down the street needs a pharmacological intervention. You're not his shrink

by Sexydimma September 23, 2023

pharmacide

Death and injury by Big Pharma corruption

Turbo cancer is the direct result of pharmacide.

by anonymous November 27, 2023

pharmaracist

a pharmacist who is racist

i am a pharmaracist!

by h5n December 13, 2023

Pharaoh's Curse

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut

"Bro I just did the Pharaoh's curse with my kids"

by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023

pharmacist hvh

no money

guy: "can u gift me sub"
pharmacist hvh: "no money (sent from a 8k monitor)"

by wanna play fn January 1, 2024