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Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.
Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"
by CountVladDracula June 14, 2018
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window phantom

A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.
As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.
by Pen Dragon March 31, 2013
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Phantom Feature

A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.

Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.

Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.

Technical analogue to phantom limb
After years of Firefox and Chrome, I can't bear to use IE for all the phantom features
by hqrsie October 17, 2009
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Phantom Tail

When a type of creature transforms from their tailed self to human, they will most likely feel something called phantom tail. Phantom tail is the feeling where it feels like your tail is still there, but it is in fact not.
"It.. feels like it's still there?"
"Yeah that's called Phantom Tail, you'll get used to it."
by h0pE . . d3sp41R August 3, 2021
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Phantom Beak

Phantom beak can be used for telling someone that there beak or there attempt at making fun at you is weak.
by iBellix November 3, 2010
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The Phantom Admin

A paranormal phenomena who haunts the ranks of the internet. His identity and orgin remain unsolved. He is feared by all and has the entire population of the world scared when he uses his catch phrase (see boo)
I am afraid of The Phantom Admin, I hope he doesn't spook my rating.
by anonymous contributor April 13, 2005
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phantom notification

When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.
Tim: My twizzler is blowing up. Never mind, just another phantom notification.
by bkn June 13, 2014
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