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Payton

A DANK coochie eater who plays xbox
Smokes LOUD
dude:damn Payton ripping them joints

Girl:OMG HE'S SO HOT
by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019
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Payton

really cute bottom ( who says theyre a top ) who wants to marry a gal named ellyana. shes a hardcore lesbian but has a soft spot for awsten knight. shes an angel and deserves the world!!!
ellyana: im gay for a girl
person: oh worm who
ellyana: Payton
person: i mean she is a Payton
by cancelly October 22, 2019
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Payton

The most annoying girl ever usally gosips with everybody and only hangs with her click. (AKA) a basic white girl.
Payton is ugly
by BIGECHEAZitz May 6, 2020
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The pagett

Knowing fuck all and claiming you know everything using Wikipedia as a guide to life
Being so dumb you have to use Wikipedia for everyday issues

He's so stupid everyone calls him the pagett
by Jerryatrickretard January 6, 2017
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panetela dutchy

A state of happiness usually used to describe life.

Made famous by Lil' Wayne's "Wasted" song, found on the No Ceilings mixtape.
Bob: hey man, How's it going?
John: everything is panetela dutchy.
by Anon7878 February 26, 2010
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Pareto's Iron Law

The Italian sociologist living in the early 20th Century observed that the distribution of wealth and income remains roughly the same in modern industrialized societies no matter what governmental policies are pursued. A corollary of the Iron Law is the "circulation of elites" where groups vie to be the dominant group under various guises including equality and social justice, but there is always an elite no matter what.
Liberal elitist humanitarian: Let's pass legislation to make a more equal, fairer society.

Conservative realist: That will get us no where except you leftists will be in power rather than us. There is the brutal fact of Pareto's Iron Law. We cannot escape inequality of result.

Liberal elitist humanitarian: Well, I know, but at least we will be ahead of you conservatives. We hate you because you do not love everyone as we leftists do.
by Tex in Tex February 25, 2008
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Payton

A lonely girl who blogs her life away and uses Polyvore way too much
"Where's Payton today?"
"What do you think? She's on the Internet, like always."
"Does she have a boyfriend?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA No."
by kbjfndagoregn May 28, 2013
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