smash her pasty

uninhibited, animalistic rough sex

"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

Patty

A sweet, caring person who has an extreme love for animals, family and God. Takes work very seriously, probably an entrepreneur.

Wow - that woman is such a Patty! I don't know how she does it all.

by caberenee February 2, 2010

Pansy

(n) a plant of the genera Achimenes or Viola possesssing a distinctive purple tint and demeanor; (n) one who lacks the appropiate masculinity associated with testosterone and like the pansy displays a shade of purple and a flower like demeanor but is however a fruit

When we forced him to play football, the Pansy cried, "Ewwww disgusting meathead game."

by riz December 22, 2003

pasty

A person with white skin. Not just white, like paper. But whiter! VERY WHITE

John: Wow! U look like someone has rubbed sperm all over u!
Pasty Dave: No! Never fear! i am just pasty!

by Yellow tree May 8, 2005

patty cake

A hand game played as kids. A pelvic game played as adults.

"Patty cake, Patty cake baking a kid." Although if serious skin slapping is taking place no one is singing a tune.

by letmegetinurbelly July 1, 2011

patty smack

its when you take 2 un cooked meat patties, and smack Someone with them, which results in a nice sound.

smacker-- SMACK
smackee---ow dude, u just patty smacked me good.

by Lkizzle April 21, 2006

Ping Pong Palsy

While Palsy is a medical condition leading to unintended movement, Ping Pong Palsy is the embarrassing act of trying to pick up a a ping pong ball and being unable to do so. Causes you to look stupid and usually means your opponent scored. Symptoms worsen with alcohol consumption.

Seth: "Man, Dan is slaughtering James in ping pong."

Andy: "Yeah, and he's been chasing that ball around the floor for an hour. What's wrong with him?"

Seth: "He has a bad case of ping pong palsy. Poor guy."

by Flyn Hawaiin February 27, 2010