Egg Patrol

the act of patrolling your house for potential eggers

Holy shit we're getting egged! Son! Get on egg patrol RIGHT now!!

Mom I'm going out tonight.. no youre not, you're on egg patrol

by Jamesdamico June 5, 2017

Rainbow Patrol

Someone homo-sexual in the military.

Girl 1: That guy was hot, think he would go on a date with me?

Girl 2: No he's gay.

Girl 1: Oh must be tough being in the military.

Girl 2: He's in the Rainbow Patrol.

by xMoonRazorx February 24, 2011

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

Hell Patrol

The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.

"Sorry, I don't have an appetite, I was just on Hell Patrol"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Patriot Patrol

In the video game Grand Theft Auto IV you steal the hummer with the US flag style paint job, drive down the sidewalk, and run over as many people as possible. The vehicle can also be used to ram and destroy as many other cars, lamp post, fire hydrants and prostitutes as possible.

NOTE: this is a VIDEO GAME and I in no way mean to encourage anyone to steal, destroy, or kill.

Sweet! I found a hummer.. time for some patriot patrol!!

by GTA IV Patriot March 5, 2011

dusk patrol

Working your ass off all day so you can leave at 4:00pm and ski tour until the sun goes down.

Roxanne, it's dumping up there. Let's leave early for a dusk patrol and ski some pow!

by mmarmar July 14, 2016

Puss Patrol

(n) 1. Using an online game service (e. Call of Duty 4 multiplayer) to hunt down less experienced players/players who use dirty tricks or lowball tactics to win a game. The term applies mostly to the latter of the two types of players mentioned.

"Eric and I went on puss patrol last night.. we smoked mad bitches like it ain't no thang, then got banned for making lewd suggestions with our AK-47's.."

by Christopher Black April 30, 2008