Japanese Finger Painting

When a guy jizzes into a bowl and a chick dips her fingers in the guys jizz then gives him a hand job

that bitch was Japanese Finger Painting me last night.

by Shawnica February 27, 2009

painting

The act of pinching and then slapping cheeks to make them rosey red

Jenny decided that painting her cheeks would make her look good for her boyfriend

by Cronicial April 10, 2011

parentnoia

What a control freak suffers from

Boy:You know I love you honey!
Girl:Yeah baibie...you are all parentnoia over me.

by Lolla July 21, 2005

Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.

Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.

by Arkell December 9, 2008

Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.

"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"

by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007

painting

The act of ejaculating on the picture of a female, creating a very creative portrait that should be sold in a museum

I hate that bitch mariah Carey so much---I think I'll print out a picture and do a little painting.

by LoganDejobeBomaye May 4, 2011

black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

by suicide assistant March 8, 2007