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Parental Control

Possibly the worst so called "reality" show that has ever been made. It is a show on MTV which shows a girl and her overprotective parents who hate her asshole boyfriend. The mom and dad each pick another boy for her to go on a date with and at the the end the girl has to choose who she will date: her current boyfriend or one of the new guys. This show is literally terrible and every episode is exactly the same. The acting is AWFUL and the show is supposed to be portrayed as real. I recommend that you watch this show at least once, and even though it is God awful, you will probably be hooked. It's so bad it's good.
Person 1 "yo did you see the new show parental control?"
person 2 "yeah it made me hate the human race but i watched it for 6 hours"
by jenkoo98 June 13, 2013
mugGet the Parental Controlmug.

parental advisory

a sticker that kids think is so cool to have on their albums. (just listen to music you smacktards!)
in a smacktards mind:

this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!
by pikkamunununu July 12, 2004
mugGet the parental advisorymug.

giulio parente

likes to eat spaghetti and pasta. also is very hairy
by turner March 11, 2005
mugGet the giulio parentemug.

teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.
by desPERRYado May 19, 2005
mugGet the teen parentmug.

Parent hoe

A person who has multiple parents, not only biological.
A: Omg look at him, I wouldn't mind him being my dad.
B: You already have 5 dads, chill, all celebrities can't be your dads!
A: I don't care, I'm a parent hoe so I can have multiple.
by Making new words June 2, 2018
mugGet the Parent hoemug.

Parent Tax

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.
Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.
by GreenTag October 31, 2017
mugGet the Parent Taxmug.

loving parents

Brodie: Where can I find loving parents?
Jackie: Idk man try the dictionary
Brodie: Oh yeah...
by Penis 0^0 April 7, 2021
mugGet the loving parentsmug.

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