Operation Slow-mo

When someone is always slow, sluggish and tardy. In a crisis they still maneuver like they are wearing medieval plate armor, and generally have the agility of a tractor with a missing wheel.
operation slo-mo

Don: 'Why the HELL haven't we finished this production yet?!'
Gibbo: 'Operation Slow-mo over there is doing his tortoise impression again.'
Don: 'Bloody hell, he's not even morbidly obese the guy's just in a permanent daze. His mum must be a starfish and his dad a freakin statue! You're fired, land porpoise.'
Land porpoise: 'It just looks like I'm going slow!'
Gibbo: 'WTG Captain Obvious. It's looks like that to everyone else too.'

by skemes April 9, 2012

Urban Operations Vehicle

1. A 2.5 liter turbocharged all wheel drive Subaru Legacy GT driven by race car driver Andrew Lim, himself. It is truly a car in its rarest form, however commonly mistaken for a Toyota Camry. If you see this car on the road, you might as well just recline your seats and close your eyes because this is a definite sleeper!
2. Also, U.O.V.

Summon the Urban Operations Vehicle to sector 9 pronto.

by Andrew Lim October 6, 2008

Split Brain Operation

The act of coordinating and receiving oral sex from two separate partners.

Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?

Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.

by Wellmemedm8 October 9, 2019

Operation Medical Libraries

A non-profit organization whose mission is to collect and distribute current medical textbooks and journals to war-torn countries through a partnership with American medical schools, hospitals, and physicians and the United States military.

Operation Medical Libraries will significantly enhance the initial and continuing medical education of healthcare professionals in communities crippled by the lack of materials, with which to teach, learn and provide healthcare of all kind.

by Heather Anne August 8, 2008

Operation Duct Tape

Fixing defenses by any means of throwing down the most pitiful excuse for an obstacle, giving just enough time to distract & deal with the enemy.

"oh, shit!! The Ogres destroyed the blockades! Operation Duct Tape!!"

by Thee Virgil December 1, 2011

coin-operated employee

An employee brought in for a particular project or set time period.

Management is not sure if we are over the hump yet, so they are brining in some coin-operated employees to help with this project.

by JRob January 8, 2010

buttery fingers operation

A method of secretly obtaining the screen time passcode without one's parents knowing.

Cmon Clark, you've gotta use the buttery fingers operation.

by Reton January 13, 2022